Archive for December 2013
An Ode to Christmas
‘Twas a few days before Christmas
And all through the land
Holiday music was playing
Via radio or live band
The halls are not decked
No freaky elf on the shelf
Just me waiting for the Big Man,
Not Clarence, but Santa Claus, himself
I didn’t decorate this year
No lights red, green or bluish
It’s just that I’m lazy
Not that I’m Jewish
Since Santa’s a bit heavy
A change might be nice
Instead of cookies and milk
He’ll get steamed veggies and brown rice
The presents are wrapped
All with bows and stuff
Hopefully next month’s bills
Won’t be too rough
I sent my cards
To family and friends
This Florida weather is great
I hope it never ends
I’ll finish up now
I have a few things left to do
Merry Christmas to all
God bless most of you